neither:

LET ME HELP I CAN HELP I WILL HELP IM HELPING

stability:

"I PUT THE FUN IN FUNERAL" I yell as I surf down the church steps on your grandma’s casket

(Source: stability)

crockercrocs:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

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There are two kinds of people in this world.

(Source: coolator)

geekishchic:

sleepingwiththekings:

So I was travelling and I had a backpack with me which had a notebook, my purse, a bottle of coke and like 2 maxi pads for vagina reasons
After travelling for a few hours I reached into my bag to grab my purse and it was sticky and the unopened coke bottle was empty
I was feeling my bag expecting a pool of coke at the bottom and why it hadn’t leaked out of my bag and it turns oUT MY MAXI PADS ABSORBED AN ENTIRE FUCKING BOTTLE OF COKE

#just girly things

hi:

to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet

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